I'll love you better. I'll respond to your needs. I'll attend to you. I'll shower you with love and affection. Remember how, last time, I thought you were so fantastic? I couldn't stop thinking about you ... until I could. This time, it'll be different.
In return, dear blog, you can provide me with an outlet for my musings. You can be my home online, my candle on the water. I'll love you like a unicorn.
Princess of the Internet